britne's notebook

2009

December
November
October
September
August
July 4
June
May
April 2
March 43
January 20

2008

December 100
November 246
October 384
September 244
August 178
July 240
June 340
May 187
April 210
March 26
February
January
Happy Whatever
Dec 31st
Party
Dec 31st
this picture doesn’t seem to get old. =) (via WoW...
Dec 31st
34 Unconvincing Arguments for God | Friendly...
Dec 30th
Hearthstone knitting chart « Geekcrafting and Uberdork
Dec 30th
Illinois Jeweler Selling Senate Seats...
Dec 30th
Cheat Sheet for Sketchy Food Expiration...
Dec 30th
SQUIRRELS + COFFEE
Dec 30th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-12-7)
Dec 29th
What are you doing today?
Dec 23rd
R Ur Eyez l337?
Dec 21st
1297
Dec 18th
Feature: "The Stick, Recently Inducted Into...
Dec 18th
azspot:xkcd
Dec 18th

The Produce Section Is Too Deep To Ford

Customer: *picks up an apple and takes a large bite out of it*
Employee: “Sir, what are you doing?”
Customer: “I’m sampling an apple to make sure it’s not mealy. The last apples I got here were all mealy.”
Employee: “Er…it’s generally not a very good idea to do that…those aren’t washed.”
Customer: *sets the apple back down* “YOU DON’T WASH THEM?! Don’t you know you can spread dysentery?!”
Employee: “They’re washed before they come in here, but we can’t wash them on the shelf. And sir, you have to pay for that.”
Customer: “F*** that! I’m not paying for something that’ll give me dysentery!”
Employee: “We can’t sell an apple that has a HUGE BITE taken out of it!”
Customer: *stomps off*
Customer #2: *observing nearby “Someone should tell him, ‘You have died of dysentery.’”
(via http: //notalwaysright.com/the-produce-section-is-too-deep-to-ford/1395)
Dec 18th
Listen Listen
whatson: elviento: The Beatles- Yesterday
Dec 18th
You know you play too much WoW if...
Dec 16th
Subverting Symbols: Why Baby Jesus Belongs In...
Dec 16th
Open Sesame
Dec 16th
12/15/08 PHD comic: 'Other measures of...
Dec 16th
the nerd’s guide to passive-aggressive behavior
Dec 16th
Insider Secret - The Daily WTF
Dec 16th
An Atheist Isn’t Allowed to Marry Anyone —...
Dec 16th
“That’s a load of bullshit and you know...
Dec 15th
Etsy :: FeralGlass :: Curious Yellow - Stained Glass...
Dec 15th
“If it is nothing, then there is no reason to worry. If it...”
— The Dalai Lama
Dec 15th
Warcraft restaurant opens in Beijing
Dec 11th
Productivity Fail
Dec 10th
Taking bets on how long it takes to get home today- chicago weather sux.
Dec 10th
Read the charges against Blagojevich
Dec 9th
me, to mom: did you hear that gov. blagojevich was arrested this am? mom: isn’t IL more...
Dec 9th
Fortune Fail
Dec 9th
Pacifist Warcraft player trying to hit the...
Dec 9th
The Atheist Sign Comes to Illinois
Dec 9th
Positive Liberty » Holy War!
Dec 9th
But Fantastic That You're Keeping That...
Dec 8th
Terrifying Website Tells You How Many...
Dec 8th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-12-7)
Dec 7th
Our Daily Bleg: Holy Comic Quotations,...
Dec 6th
Netflix Watch Instantly Now Streaming on Macs...
Dec 5th
Netflix Watch Instantly Now Streaming on Macs...
Dec 4th
Our Daily Bleg: Holy Comic Quotations,...
Dec 4th
What the Ad? - Big Promises
Dec 4th
Sailors plead guilty in destruction of taxi
Dec 3rd
Mac Attack!
Dec 3rd
Firefox Pirates Take Over Amazon
Dec 3rd
2008 Bailout Costs As Much As Several Large...
Dec 3rd
spytap: What’s the worst that could happen?
Dec 3rd
whatson: rocketboom: 17,000 push pins + 16bit 8bit...
Dec 3rd
randominternet: You know you live in 2008 when… 1. You go to a party, sit down and take Facebook...
Dec 3rd
randominternet:didyouevernotice
Dec 3rd

Oh Good

spytap: My Tumblr dashboard turned into a Brooklyn-based LiveJournal. Sweet.
Dec 3rd

Words That Don't Exist in the English...

shorterexcerpts:kaiticalamity:urbanredneck:new-ditty:6od:thephenthouse:upsider: Gheegle: (Filipino)...
Dec 3rd
“Does that mean that my tumblr crush, could also be an...”
— (via everithing) (via tephie) ...
Dec 3rd
gpoyw - new pink glasses, and i got my nose pierced over...
Dec 3rd
“I’m not an alcoholic. I can quit anytime I want to. I just...”
— Marilyn Monroe. Some Like It...
Dec 3rd
shorterexcerpts:mrsatl:davereed:areyoupayingattention:...
Dec 3rd
“Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to...”
— Mary Tyler Moore (via thresca)...
Dec 3rd

Nutella

capucha: (via thebrightsideoflife) Oh YESSSS !
Dec 3rd
Anti-religious sign at state Capitol raises...
Dec 3rd
Designers/Developers Share Their Top...
Dec 3rd
thewayoftheworld: muchomurka:hibariya:reretlet: Flower...
Dec 3rd
Listen Listen
inothernews: If you get a chance, listen to all of Holst’s The Planets. I believe that George...
Dec 3rd
Webster Dictionary's Top Words of 2008
Dec 3rd
pilnick:A Softer World: 379
Dec 3rd
inothernews:notthatkindagay:tkallen:hahanotfunny:shegoesbam:...
Dec 3rd
inothernews: LOVE. Rainbow ice cream too. ...
Dec 3rd
“Two customers are suing Wal-Mart for negligence after being...”
— Customers injured in crush...
Dec 3rd
A Practical Guide to Designing for the Web
Dec 3rd
“People may talk about stressed consumers trying to get...”
— Rogue Columnist (via azspot)...
Dec 3rd
randominternet: when drunk
Dec 3rd
lickystickypicky: (pic via weheart.it)
Dec 3rd
Alternate Currency
Dec 3rd
Listen Listen
inothernews: Shall we, miss? mabelmoments: Glen Miller Band: Moonlight Serenade
Dec 3rd
1000lolz:Invisible Tape
Dec 3rd
Calaboration Syncs iCal and Google Calendar...
Dec 3rd
Notify Me When It's Up Emails You When a Web...
Dec 3rd
Assessing Your Divorce Risk
Dec 2nd
Notify Me When It's Up Emails You When a Web...
Dec 2nd
Calaboration Syncs iCal and Google Calendar...
Dec 2nd
Obama Puts Change.gov Under Creative Commons
Dec 2nd
Groklaw - An Amicus Brief: Issues in the...
Dec 2nd
Lifes = 9
Dec 2nd
Homework Fail
Dec 2nd
How do I get on Web 2.0?
Dec 2nd
(via complicatedshoes:deliriousmuch:moneyissues)
Dec 2nd
danw:Design research topography via cartographer
Dec 2nd
Merriam-Webster's word of 2008 is: Bailout.
Dec 2nd
aja:Drink Selector Mug - Boys To Men Gifts
Dec 2nd
Google Calendar now supports Apple iCal
Dec 2nd
Wikipedia's list of common misconceptions
Dec 2nd
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-11-30)
Dec 2nd
Pownce to Close Doors on December 15th...
Dec 2nd
Feature: "A Classified Ad From a Dynamic...
Dec 2nd
Pownce to Close Doors on December 15th...
Dec 2nd
Atlas Fugged: Adventures in Ayn Rand Inspired...
Dec 1st
Debunking The Christian Right: On the Strict...
Dec 1st
Wal-Mart: taxpayer-subsidized low prices |...
Dec 1st
Price Fail « FAIL Blog: Pictures and Videos of Owned,...
Dec 1st
Steve & Barry's - Liquidation
Dec 1st