britne's notebook

Secret Language of Cocktails

randominternet:

Jägerbomb - High school was the best six years of your life.

Long Island Iced Tea - No matter how old you are, at some level, you’re still afraid your parents are going to catch you drinking.

Mai Tai - You’re attracted to exotic people and places, but not enough to get a passport.

Manhattan - You’re witty, sophisticated, and not at all jealous that the oafs pounding down Jell-O shots at the other end of the bar are getting all the best trim.

Margarita - All of your relationships have either begun or ended at a wet t-shirt contest.

I’m a fan of drinking manhattans myself, the complete list of drinks is available at Modern Drunkard Magazine

 aww, my signature drink - amaretto sour - didn’t make the list.

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